gothicprep:

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

ommanyte:

snail as old as slime

orodromeus:

showerthoughtsofficial:

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

michelllejones:

coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try